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Originally Posted by Dave  It wasn't no, but I think you need to tell the joke now. |
It goes something like this:
George W Bush goes to a grade school. After his speach, he allows the children to ask whatever they want. Small boys rose his hand and Bush asks him about his name.
-Stanley, answers the boy. (you can call him George if you want
)
-What do you want to ask Stanley?
-I have four questions, ser.
First, why did the USA attack Iraq without the UN's permission?
Second, why are you the president when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what actually happened with Osama Bin Ladden?
Fourth, why are we so concerned with gay marriages when half of American's people doesn't have health insurance?
Just at that time, school bell rings. George Bush says that they will continue after the recess. When they all come back, George says:
-Where were we? Ah, yes, it's time for questions. Are there any?
Other boy rose. George asks him for his name.
-Steve. he answers.
-What do you want to ask, Steve?
-Actually, I have six questions.
First, why did the USA attack Iraq without the UN's permission?
Second, why are you the president when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what actually happened with Osama Bin Ladden?
Fourth, why are we so concerned with gay marriages when half of American's people doesn't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the last bell ring twenty minutes earlier than usual?
Sixth, where is Stanley?
(Or what had become of Stanley?)