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1. Only 0.000000001% of aspiring authors ever get published (this drops to 0.000000000000000000000000000001% if you are not already famous as a dancing pixie in a pop group, a glamour model or the runner up on a reality television programme)
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conversely, 100% of above-mentioned pixies, models & reality show losers will have a book published under their name within 3 weeks of their first appearance on page 23 of the Sun.
there's no justice, just us.