Joel, that is a positively awful joke ... but it made me smile anyway!
The details are through. All four Dragon Orb books are to be translated and published in Turkish. The publisher is Mandolin Yayin Yönetmeni - don't ask me how to pronounce that, as I haven't a clue!
On another note, I see that the Danish version of Imperial Spy is now on sale with the intriguing title Kejserens Spion, which I'm assuming is a direct translation of the English title:
Kejserens spion
Looking forwards to getting my author copies!