The 'I Wish' Game

[CarlottaVonUberwald]

granted...but then youd be fed up of us by now already:P

i wish...i had the self control to not reply to these

[Jack]

granted...But then you would have too much self control and will never do anything silly or fun ever again!

I wish...I could belch the national anthem.

[j. d. worthington]

Granted ... but oy, the stench!!! Better rent yourself a stadium!

And I would have wished, but I was on the run from ... you know what.

Okay, I wish that someone would find a (non-lethal) cure for migraines.

[ZoeRat]

Granted, but the side effects of this cure are vomiting and dizziness.

I wish I was living in another city.

[j. d. worthington]

Granted. But then homesickness begins to set in.

I wish I could figure out what the heck's causing my silly spell today.

[ZoeRat]

Granted, but what you find out shocks you.

I wish it wasn't 90 degrees outside so I won't be so hot!

[j. d. worthington]

Granted. 120 below suit you?

I wish I could find a nice, reasonably-priced place to live in this town.

[ZoeRat]

Granted, but unbeknownest to you, mice have infested the walls.

I wish August would come faster so I can move into my own place without roommates!

[Jack]

Granted...But you are now all alone in the dark and you moved out so fast that you forgot the light bulb.

I wish...I could fly right up to the sky.

[j. d. worthington]

Granted. But that means only 114 shopping days until Christmas!

And, Jack, on your original response: couldn't you make that a cat-carrier? It'd be more fitting for me. (Ouch!)

And -- Granted, but you left your oxygen mask behind.

I wish I could learn to read other languages more quickly.

[ZoeRat]

Granted, but you learned so many that they are jumbled in your head and no one can understand you.

I wish I had some Chipotle burritos for lunch!

[j. d. worthington]

Granted, but in order to have them, you've got to enter and win a hot-dog eating contest!

I wish I could turn back time and change parts of the past.

[scalem X]

granted yet time runs backwards now and the past is the future now resulting in no change at all. oh wait spoil; and you are allergic to all books too.

I wish I did pass all exams without studying.

[j. d. worthington]

Granted, but then the degrees you earn aren't worth anything except as shelf-paper.

I wish I could move on up to New England.

[Jack]

Granted...But you catch Maine disease and die a horrific death of boredom in the beautiful empty spaces.

I wish...I had the ultimate device dum dum DUM!