[The Bloated One]

i) Ha, ha, ha, pattered paisels, like it! - patterned is better...

ii) Why the capital H? It started life at the beginning of the sentence and drifted away, fell into the wrong company and kept its capitalisation. Naughty H!

iii) Arggghh! I don't understand 'he seems to have changed his name' comment. Could you elucidate please? If it is obvious I apologise...

Thanks Chris.