Everyone needs a conspiracy theory....

[TK-421]

OK...

Asha will not align with Stannis (i'll cry if she does). She's going to Dany, maybe with her uncle Victorion.

As for Margeary, no I don't her being Faceless Man but I do think there's ALOT more going on than she's letting on and certainly the Queen of Thorns has a plan and alot of influence over her. The Tyrell's will switch sides the minute Dany crosses the Narrow Sea.

[YOSSARIAN]

Originally Posted by Boaz

Here's another couple completely absurd theories.

Theory: Margaery is actually a faceless man, uh, woman.

That is impressively absurd.

[the smiling weirwood]

Just so.

[Boaz]

Was anyone else surprised when our new poster Tysha came out of nowhere with her Alleras=Aegon theory? She came up with this between pages 11-14 on the Three Heads thread. She claims she's new to these boards. But seriously, if you were new is that the first theory you'd post? I think not. Normal people would explore safer avenues such as 1) Is Dany infertile? 2) Who are Jon's parents? 3) Jeyne Westerling and Jeyne Poole: Where are they?

No, she takes on one of the biggest enigmas and gives a provocative explanation. How could she do this?

Possible explanations include...

1) She's not so innundated with the same old merry-go-round ideas and explanations that she's looking at the material with a fresh view, i.e. she does not have to unlearn all the catechisms that we know. The conclusion therefore is that I'll personally never be able to come up with what GRRM is working on... and I can't handle that. So I'm rejecting this explanation.

2) She wants to explore Aegon possibilities, but she does not want to ruin her good name that she's already established on the Chronicles Network. Say, has anyone seen AryaUnderfoot lately? No, we've not seen her since before Tysha showed up. Both are women. Both are clever. Both seem to take criticism in stride. So a possible explanation is that Tysha=AryaUnderfoot.

3) Identifying herself as a woman is too easy for us to make the connection to AryaUnderfoot... so claiming to be a woman is just a ruse from Tysha. Have you guys noticed that even after I requested Werthead and Raven to respond to the Dragon has Three Heads thread that neither one has. Perhaps they've just not seen it or have decided not to post... or one of them already has as Tysha. Raven and Wert, in my opinion, are the two most informed experts on ASOIAF that I've read. But perhaps one of them just wanted to test the waters with this Alleras=Aegon theory here first. So claiming to be female is just a red herring... either Tysha=Wert or Tysha=Raven might be true.

4) After wowing us (me at least) with the Alleras=Aegon theory, Tysha started making comments like "I just thought R+L=J" and "Perhaps Tyrion is a Targ" knowing full well that these have been discussed ad nauseum. This is also a red herring. She's now playing stupid to throw us off her/his tracks. Conclusion, Tysha knows a lot more than he/she is letting on.

Okay, I've figured it all out because I'm smrt.

Tysha is not a woman.

Tysha was testing a theory on fans.

Tysha tried to throw us off the scent by referencing old topics.

Tysha has inside knowledge.

Therefore, Tysha=GRRM.

End of story.

Aegon, you send me on searches through the old threads and this is what you'll get... By the way, you started this thread.

PS - Tysha, if you need a laugh, read this whole thread.

[TK-421]

Originally Posted by Boaz

Okay, I've figured it all out because I'm smrt.

BWWWAAHHAHHAHHAHHA! I AM THE SMART. S.M.R.T

Tysha, a woman from? (I swear it was Russia yesterday and now its Isreal) or GRRM? I think Tysha you are indeed covering your tracks like Jason Bourne.

(uuhhh, do we even know if GRRM has ever been to the forums or cares about us? Or does he just go that other stupidhead forum that thinks they know eveything...)

Boaz, you rock!

[Tysha]

1. *faints*
2. Well, Where to begin? I am a vile little man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting, my lords and ladies. I have lain with whores, not once but hundreds of times. I have wished my own lord father dead, and my sister, our gracious queen, as well.
I have not always treated my servants with kindness. I have gambled. I have even cheated, I blush to admit. I have said many cruel and malicious things about the noble lords and ladies of the court.Once I...
3. I know several Boazes... but no Boaz was half.. emm.. what's the right word..? As THIS Boaz!
4.I AM new here.. oh, I get it, everyone in turn is suspected to be GRRM... And now it's my turn...
5. Oh.. my poor Alleras=Aegon theory.. *sniff* please! I'm still mourning over it!

[Tysha]

Originally Posted by TK-421

Tysha, a woman from? (I swear it was Russia yesterday and now its Isreal) or GRRM? I think Tysha you are indeed covering your tracks like Jason Bourne.

It's ridicules, you're just being silly

[MOUNTAIN THAT READS]

Actually NO ONE has ever accused Boaz or me of being GRRM. Hmmm is that an insult

[Aegon the Unworthy]

You know what separates good comedy from transcendant comedy? Committment. You Boaz committed to that bit with an absolute integrity, for that I salute you....Funniest thing Ive read here in a long time.

You know....Ive never seen George Martin and MTR in the same place at the same time....Im not accusing anybody of anything....Im just saying.

You can thank me later MTR.

[Young stormlord]

Originally Posted by Tysha

1. *faints*

2. Well, Where to begin? I am a vile little man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting, my lords and ladies. I have lain with whores, not once but hundreds of times. I have wished my own lord father dead, and my sister, our gracious queen, as well.
I have not always treated my servants with kindness. I have gambled. I have even cheated, I blush to admit. I have said many cruel and malicious things about the noble lords and ladies of the court.Once I...
3. I know several Boazes... but no Boaz was half.. emm.. what's the right word..? As THIS Boaz!
4.I AM new here.. oh, I get it, everyone in turn is suspected to be GRRM... And now it's my turn...

5. Oh.. my poor Alleras=Aegon theory.. *sniff* please! I'm still mourning over it!

Tyrion to Lysa Eryn (AGOT). I was never suspected to be GRRM by the way. I am sorry for your theory. There is no happyness in that victory.

[TK-421]

Now, Tysha's from Uzbekistan...She moves around more than Aegon the Unworthy...Actually, maybe she is our Aegon's wife and this is their new way of communicating (and disagreeing) by using the forums

[MOUNTAIN THAT READS]

OK, I suddenly feel like I am only talking to one other person. Could it be that you are all just one VERY VERY messed up person? And the name of that person is GRRM. HA!!!! I am on to you. And that's why the book isn't done. You are on here everyday arguing with yourself.

[Tysha]

I think it's quite unrealistic theory! GRRM to be disguised as a slender, extremely beautiful young woman?!

[MOUNTAIN THAT READS]

A beautiful bearded woman????

[MIDNIGHT]

LOL. That is quite the mental picture!! Thanks MTR!!