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29th August 2006, 08:11 PM
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| Questarian Gaterider P3g  Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Illinois
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29th August 2006, 08:51 PM
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| Just another busted robot  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada
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| Re: The Random Thoughts Thread Actually, whenever anybody asks me, "Where did I leave my… ," I always say "Over by the thing." This way, I find out exactly what everybody else thinks "the thing" is, by observing where they look. |
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29th August 2006, 09:27 PM
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| Science fiction fantasy  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: United Kingdom
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| Re: The Random Thoughts Thread ‘Where are my keys love?’ ‘They’re on the side?’ ‘Side! Where for art thou side? What parallel, quantum universe do you exist in side?’ ‘SIDE?!?’ Other insightful thoughts of the night – If a monkey and a bananna are running towards each other, who would eat who? Are peanuts psychedelically small potatos? If you always look before you leap then how does - He who hesitates is lost pan out? And if the bigger, the better. How come the best things come in small packages. Plus if absence makes the heart grow fonder. Why with me is it out of sight, out of mind? The more, the merrier. Or two’s company; three’s a crowd? ‘The Lord is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.’ ‘And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the Lord: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.’ ??? ??? Contradictions that entail baffling consequences no? |
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30th August 2006, 12:52 AM
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| Just another busted robot Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada
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| Re: The Random Thoughts Thread I could never work on a submarine. I'd have a claustrophobia attack and become the first person to ever claw through the hull of a vessel. (despite the attempts of nine sailors to restrain me) |
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30th August 2006, 01:00 AM
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30th August 2006, 01:04 AM
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| Axes and Saws Prohibited  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mississippi
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| Re: The Random Thoughts Thread That's because she was a top-secret Texan spy known only as "The Knitting Kraken". I can only tell you this because the Soviets blew her cover in the infamous "Snorkle Wars" of Kola Bay. Incidentally, I like vanilla milkshakes. |
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