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Old 19th January 2010, 12:26 PM   #4501 (permalink)
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I think you'll find that is a far from random thought....
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Old 19th January 2010, 12:36 PM   #4502 (permalink)
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I think you'll find that is a far from random thought....
A common occurence around here?
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Old 19th January 2010, 12:44 PM   #4503 (permalink)
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MMmmmmm...that pizza sure smells good. Can't my roommate get here faster so I can eat?
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Old 19th January 2010, 12:46 PM   #4504 (permalink)
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MMmmmmm...that pizza sure smells good. Can't my roommate get here faster so I can eat?
Pizza. Hmmm
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Old 19th January 2010, 12:52 PM   #4505 (permalink)
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How do I trim my toenails when I've a cracked rib?
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Old 19th January 2010, 01:06 PM   #4506 (permalink)
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How do I trim my toenails when I've a cracked rib?
Pah... Easy.

Plod down to your local "ToesRus" Shop where a dusky maidens will attend to all your foot problems

Ask them about any specially Feetured services
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Old 19th January 2010, 02:01 PM   #4507 (permalink)
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TEIN, stop pulling Pyan's leg.
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Old 19th January 2010, 04:51 PM   #4508 (permalink)
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How do I trim my toenails when I've a cracked rib?
You don't. You get the wife to do it for you.
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Old 19th January 2010, 04:57 PM   #4509 (permalink)
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I was going to suggest Py go down to the docks to look for a clipper, but this isn't really the right century for that.


It'll have to be one of: 1) let them grow; 2) find a chiropodist; 3) ask a good friend who you trust with a pair of clippers.
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Old 19th January 2010, 05:01 PM   #4510 (permalink)
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You don't. You get the wife to do it for you.
WW has a point. After all without them ribs, there wouldn't be any wives, so they owe us.

By the way Pyan I hurt it doesn't hurt when you laugh.

Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Chuckle wheeeze har Har hee hee hee hooooo wheeze
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Old 19th January 2010, 05:11 PM   #4511 (permalink)
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TEIN, that was downright cruel. The comment about wives and ribs, not the laughing bit.

No laughing, Pyan. No trimming toenails, either.
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Old 19th January 2010, 05:20 PM   #4512 (permalink)
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TEIN wasn't being cruel, just ribbing....
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Old 19th January 2010, 06:09 PM   #4513 (permalink)
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You don't. You get the wife to do it for you.
By the time I acquire one, (a) the rib'll have healed, or (b), they'll have appeared out of the front of my shoes...

Unless you're volunteering there, WW...
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Old 19th January 2010, 10:42 PM   #4514 (permalink)
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Ribs should never be allowed to appear out of the front of one's shoes.









Sandals, maybe....
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Old 20th January 2010, 04:02 PM   #4515 (permalink)
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Sandals should never be allowed to appear out of the front of one's shoes, either.
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