The Random Thoughts Thread

[Interference]

Anyone know the definition of Cole's Law?

[Ursa major]

Not me (or else this post wouldn't be random).


(Urban Dictionary: Cole's Law)


(There are others.)

[Interference]

Right. Got it. I thought it was just finely chopped cabbage.

[Werewoman]

*crashes through the ceiling in a cloud of dust and bits of ceiling tiles whilst strapped down and sitting in an ejection seat*

*groan*

And here I thought I was going to be pleasantly enlightened.

*slaps forehead*

Expectations are nothing more than premeditated resentments, so I'll forget I ever expected anything other than another silly pun from what is obviously more than one resident punster in the bunch. Brilliant, though.

*WW unstraps herself and hobbles back to the asylum where she belongs, not realizing her hair is smoldering*

[Interference]

Who wants to do the "Bye! Nice of you to drop in!" gag, now?

[Ursa major]

That's very efficient, WW: getting plastered and a headache all in one go.

[Clansman]

Why can't I focus on work that simply must be done by 5 p.m. today (EST)?

[Werewoman]

*pops her head out of the asylum and through the hole in the ceiling*

*a tiny flame licks up from the top of her head*

Liked that did you? Sorry. I'll try not to let it happen again. I should have known when DP invited me nicely to sit down and check out his new toy Dell whatamacallit thingy I was in trouble.

Carry on....

*WW pulls her head back out the hole and goes back into the asylum*

[Deathpool]

Crash! Deathpool comes flying through the roof. Sorry people about both me and WW. I didn't do anything to my Dell Precision Workstation to make to this. Well I wouldn't come smashing through the roof like this if I would have right?

[Interference]

People are always saying "Why did God let this (or that) happen?" and I think the answer's pretty obvious. At the very moment that tornado hit or that tsunami broke, some idiot had Him busy looking for his goddam watch!

[katiafish]

How long is it until we start downloading the information directly onto the hardrives in our brains?

[Interference]

You mean you don't?

I'm going inside now -- I'm meltiiiiinnngg ....

[Saeltari]

Sitting here staring at my toes...... I have ten of them, you know.

[Interference]

When coming up with Benjamin Sisko's name in DS9, do you think they got it from his character being a cross between Ben Cartwright and the Sisko Kid?

Older readers might possibly follow me on this runaway train of thought ...

[Saeltari]

*Shakes head, and wanders off... singing*

"THE CISCO KID WAS A FRIEND OF MIIIINNNNEEEEE!!!"
"HE DRINK WHISKEY, PONCHO DRINK THE WIIIIIIINNNNEEEE!!!!!"