The Random Thoughts Thread

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

How hard would it be to wear corundum gauntlets?

[Talysia]

What kind of programmes would be shown on television in hell?

[Joel007]

What would pure cubic zirconia pants look like?

[Overread]

hehe - probably what is mostly shown now Talysia - along with a never ending season of Big Brother - - -- -the horror!!!

why is it that there are couch potatos, square eyed TV viewers and phsyco pc gammers - but no one cares to give a bad lable to book worms?
(not that we really want one)

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Because books nurture the mind?

[Sephiroth]

Since most of these random thoughts are questions.......




If the oceans were lentil soup, how would aquatic life on Earth differ?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

What would life be like if turkeys were the dominant life form?

[Sephiroth]

The chat shows would be better.

[Ursa major]

Originally Posted by Manarion

What would life be like if turkeys were the dominant life form?

A dominant life form that needs help to procreate - how mad is that?

[HardScienceFan]

Torquay Seals Otters the Smiths
Eiderdown punkrock public Enemy number 200
Catholic Blair
Blair Witch project
Witch way to turnpike,Bass,flyfishing with fibreoptics
Your honour I rest my case
against your wife's legs,is that alright?


they are lovely
i courted a magistrate,caught her in court,she had her defense well worked out,but after i presented my briefs,she passed a sentence:

Merry Christmas

[Sephiroth]

Well said. Bravo!!

*applauds and whistles*







Pine marten.


Sausage stew.


Brown curtains!!

[HardScienceFan]

Amen

Men only
Pant
House
Play

boyish good looks are my trademarked for sudden death

to be read aloud for effect,links between the words perfectly arbitrary
OOHHH,and he's given a straight red
You have to admit that was a crazy two legged challenge,long after the ball was gone.
so who is calling snooker boring?

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

There once was a lady who said
"What is it like to be dead?"
Stabbed herself with a sword
Because she was bored
And she laid on the flood and she bled







Hmm...maybe I shouldn't attempt limericks....

[Sephiroth]

You're no chrispy, but I've seen worse. Far worse.


Ahem.



Spider-man.

Three-legged mice.

Dancing widdershins around a fire.

Beeswax.

Cold Turkey.

Haricot beans.

Alum.

[Karn Maeshalanadae]

Heh. You should see what I have posted in the critiques forum, Seph.


How many times can a man be eaten by a tiger and live to tell the tale?