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wildbill333 · 13th April 2006, 03:26 PM

you guys (and girls) have heard of chuck norris jokes correct?
well i dont know many of them so here are a few.

chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. its children are now known as girrafes.

chuck norris knows who stole the cookies from the cookie jars.
becaus it was him.

chuck norris knows were carmen sandiego is but he wont tell anyone because he doesnt want them to find the body.

Paige Turner · 13th April 2006, 03:37 PM

Is the Chuck Norris joke an entire genre? I've never heard of this. I think I get the idea, though. Let's see…

How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb, and one to kick you in the neck.

How'd I do?

polymath · 13th April 2006, 04:36 PM

That's the ticket, Paige! Yeah, it's a whole genre, there are websites devoted to it. Or, really, it's supposed to be facts about Chuck Norris - but what you said is a fact about Chuck too. Or you could have said, it only takes one Chuck Norris to screw anything.

The highest rated one is:
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

wildbill333 · 13th April 2006, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paige Turner

Is the Chuck Norris joke an entire genre? I've never heard of this. I think I get the idea, though. Let's see…

How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb, and one to kick you in the neck.

How'd I do?

that was good. thank you polymath for explaining that to paige turner for me.

Adasunshine · 13th April 2006, 06:41 PM

If you require more Chuck Norris material, there are two threads in this forum, one about Chuck, the other about Mr T (my personal fave)

You'll find them on page 4!

xx

iratebeaver · 13th April 2006, 11:27 PM

chuck norris jumped into a lake but he didn't get wet. the lake got chucked

Parsimony · 15th April 2006, 04:48 AM

I can't post direct url's yet, so type this in: chucknorrisfacts.com - it has all of your Chuck Joke-age needs.

"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."

Thunderchild · 18th April 2006, 04:31 PM

my favourite was
'there is no such thing as evolution, just alist of animals Chuck Norris allows to live'

13th April 2006, 03:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
wildbill333 yep its a hemi Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nebraska Posts: 25	chuck norris jokes you guys (and girls) have heard of chuck norris jokes correct? well i dont know many of them so here are a few. chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. its children are now known as girrafes. chuck norris knows who stole the cookies from the cookie jars. becaus it was him. chuck norris knows were carmen sandiego is but he wont tell anyone because he doesnt want them to find the body.

13th April 2006, 03:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Paige Turner Just another busted robot Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 706	Re: chuck norris jokes Is the Chuck Norris joke an entire genre? I've never heard of this. I think I get the idea, though. Let's see… How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb, and one to kick you in the neck. How'd I do?

13th April 2006, 04:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
polymath The Reimkennar Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 147	Re: chuck norris jokes That's the ticket, Paige! Yeah, it's a whole genre, there are websites devoted to it. Or, really, it's supposed to be facts about Chuck Norris - but what you said is a fact about Chuck too. Or you could have said, it only takes one Chuck Norris to screw anything. The highest rated one is: Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

13th April 2006, 06:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
Adasunshine Everything in Moderation Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 1,077	Re: chuck norris jokes If you require more Chuck Norris material, there are two threads in this forum, one about Chuck, the other about Mr T (my personal fave) You'll find them on page 4! xx

13th April 2006, 11:27 PM	#6 (permalink)
iratebeaver i see said the blind man Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 197	Re: chuck norris jokes chuck norris jumped into a lake but he didn't get wet. the lake got chucked

15th April 2006, 04:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Parsimony Bobsnox Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 22	Re: chuck norris jokes I can't post direct url's yet, so type this in: chucknorrisfacts.com - it has all of your Chuck Joke-age needs. "Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."

18th April 2006, 04:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Thunderchild Indefatigable Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 167	Re: chuck norris jokes my favourite was 'there is no such thing as evolution, just alist of animals Chuck Norris allows to live'

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