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5th April 2006, 02:48 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Netherlands
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| A joke I made up... I made up this joke, but not everyone seems to get it. I'll try it on you... “Good morning, Mister Dillwood!” said Fred the Fruiterer cheerfully. “How have you been, sir?” “Not too great,” Mister Dillwood answered. “My wife is cheating on me.” “Dear Odin!” Fred yelled and shook his head. “With the doctor…” Mister Dillwood added and fought back the tears. “Every night when I’m gone the doctor has sex in my house, in my bedroom, in my bed. In my wife!” “Well… good you came to me then,” Fred said and filled a sack with big apples. “These are on the house, my old friend.” |
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5th April 2006, 02:59 PM
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| Just another busted robot  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada
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| Re: A joke I made up... We're all going to be sorry, but this is the joke I made up (right before abandoning my dreams of stand-up fame) What did World War II German pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles. * sigh * |
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5th April 2006, 03:25 PM
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I suppose if you've seen Good Will Hunting you may understand it  Oh Paige, I suppose for dessert the German Navy had Kriegsmeringue? *Bu-dom-tish*  | |
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5th April 2006, 03:26 PM
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5th April 2006, 03:36 PM
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5th April 2006, 03:44 PM
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5th April 2006, 03:46 PM
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| Re: A joke I made up... Quote:
By the way, what do you call a barrage of bad German military jokes? A Blitz-cringe! (*Bu-Dom-Tish*) (pop-pop) "Is this mic on?" | |
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