I couldn't find a similar thread anywhere in music! I'm shocked.
Ok, I was trying to think of a way to say something like "show us your guitar or other music playing thingy" without pushing aside people with great pictures of their kazoo or grand piano, but the title still sounds a bit dodgy. So I put a good old fashioned Monty Python quote in there, since they have always been the epitome of law and order
Allow me to present... my precious.